LOLOLOL!!!
These fake facebook posts have killed me so many damn times that I don’t even have words. But seriously, “interracial speed crib dating.” You are such a mess and there isn’t a higher compliment I can give than that.
I have not been so proud to be a part of a fandom since the mid-90s when I was a stan for all things Adrian Paul and Highlander. These faux Facebook exchanges are pure word ambrosia. What a great midday laugh.