I hate to bring this up! I know . I know.. But we’ve gotta ! What are your plans to keep busy , and happy ( hopefully) during the 3 week break ?
I thought it might be fun to come up with a list of things to do, to help keep our spirits up!
It doesn’t have to be some huge long list.. Maybe 5…
* Smother the life out of someone [preferably someone who has betrayed your trust]
* Move a body postmortem
* Wear white even though it’s way before Memorial Day
* Go out looking for ‘painful, difficult, devastating, life-changing, extraordinary love’ AND remembering that the first 3 are totally optional but the last two are required
* Touch one of the original United States Constitutions
* Eat popcorn and drink red wine while at home pondering that ‘painful, difficult, devastating, life-changing, extraordinary love’
* Try to give blow jobs to people who are depressed and recoil at your touch
* Find an assassin. Create a comfortable working relationship with said assassin. Program them into your cell phone. And wait for an appropriate opportunity to need to make ‘the call’.